Cute comment
I got this comment on my Nogi Town post last month. I was, what's the word for this, amused with it, else I wouldn't think of publishing it. I might have just deleted it, you know => But anyway... here's the 'funny' post:
First and foremost, let me thank you for spending your oh-so-precious time commenting here. I can't even count the ways I would like to thank you for that :-) You said that you don't own a blog, and I have to say... WHY?!?! Oh, the tragedy. Blogs are very fun ways to inject some fun into our otherwise odious lives. Take for example, the cute comments that bloggers get! Like the one above! It's so flattering that one of my worst enemies actually READS my blog, what more to say leaving comments! That's awfully sweet of you. Thanks a zillion ^o^ Write me more spiteful comments please! At least I have something to blog about. Not to mention, that I'm looking forward to replying to your cute cute comments ;-)
However, there's one thing that I found quite off-putting though... May I suggest you do something about your standard of English because, like you said, it would be a shame to our beloved Malaysia? How about taking some tuition classes? But, I doubt if there is any teacher would actually want you as their student. Because, you know, if you open your mouth and less-than-perfect English comes out from your mouth like torpedos, the teacher may be abjected to extreme humiliation by the general public =>
Don't get me wrong, I have NOTHING against people who don't speak proper English but consider this: You may be contaminating my blog with your terrible language (no pun intended). Why don't you go and start your own blog? Try it! It's really an enriching experience, you know ^o^ Like I said prior to this, you can get the most darling remarks that may make your day (like the one you posted. Thanks again, by the way =>). And may I suggest that you name it 'i.hate.rachel' because you know, blogs like this can improve my blog's ratings and shit like that. LOL... And who knows, I may even link your blog here! It's not everyday that you find hate blogs dedicated to you, you know?
Before I end this 'reply', once again, I would like to thank you for that comment. So sweet of ya! And by the way, I really don't know who you are. I know you are shy but (sorry to say this, but...) not stating your name may make you look like a sissy... And the last thing I want to blog about is about some PPKTJ people having sex change operations. YIKES!!!! C'mon. Be a man. Write down your name. Play fair, ok ;-)
I don't want to say this but... Don't you think you write like a faithless person? A person who believes in God won't go around blaspheming people who can't help what they inherit in their genes :) Ever thought about getting a religion yourself? That would surely help develop that childish and pagan mind of yours, I believe ^o^
P/S: Please don't mention the name of that (m***r***) name in my blog ;-) For me, it's like swearing profanities like the 'f' word itself because the word is off-limits, dude. You should have known better => One thing I noticed. I didn't even mention the name of the person who 'scratched his nose' (wow, this is turning into a controversial topic. I like!) in my blog, you know... for fear of contamination and shit. It could have been an ape for all we know. LOL... Nice observation! Great job! Hahaha...
PPS: I don't want to start a war with you. PUH~LEESE!!!! *rolls my eyes and stamps my gigantic foot ;-P in mock anger* As if I have nothing better to do. You want a war, you go and fight it alone. Though it may look absurd to fight at a battlefield with no enemies in sight :-) Till then, CIAO~~ More cute comments, please!
ooo....mingrong...i pity u man.have to be in the same school with such a THING.since u r in the same school as IT help me ask IT how to bribe the IQ test company to give IT a fake result.if something like that can be above average then who else on Earth is not a genius??sigh...
mingrong some1 say that u r a disgrace.but i guess it's the other way round.the moment this thing step down from the plane it's a disgrace to malaysia d.i think when u go to school ppl will think that wat is malaysia rite?how come they can send such things to japan.sigh....actually u know wat i think??malaysia lost in world war2 n a lot of malaysians lost their lives to the japanese rite??the only way to take revenge is to send this thing to japan since malaysia currently can't compete with japan in technology or even military.but then malaysia had produced a super weapon.a weapon more powerful than nuclear or anything known to human being.this THING which own this blog.haha....
when i first see this thing i thought malaysia sent her to japan to compete in sumo.but then later only i found out that this thing is a female(sorry need a lot of time to make sure wat IT acually is)let me prove it to u all y.
1)the hair.ok nothing wrong with IT's hair la.it's like a gal i think.
2)the face.this is the part where it's the hardest to comment.b4 i wan to group it into male or female i already had a prob deciding whether it's human or not.so i made a survey.luckily 3 out of 10 say that IT's a gal.2 of them replied alien n the rest replied "wat is this","eh...then run away" or some jus ask me back "r u from ripleys believe it or not??".so i jus have to take that IT's a female.
3)the body.....readers judge it urself..unless u r blind.if u r blind that is a blessing.
so until here only we can still conclude that IT's still a female.but the next part is also very tough.
4)legs....should i say elephant legs or mobile tree trunk?i made a survey again.only with the legs.the results i got 50-50.so i can't make decision bout this.
ok enough 4 today...i already wasted a lot of time here.mingrong i helped u a bit d.remember u owe me something 4 this k!!anyway i don have a blog n i don like to fight a sure win war so i din post my name but i think u should know who i am.if u don't know better.cos u won't win if wan to have a war with me.haha....
July 14, 2007 3:46 PM